when someone tries really hard to be funny but theyre just not funny and youre just there like
I never did get to show her…
(Source: bye-i-dont-like-u)
i fucking love the hannibal fandom like they don’t even try and explain themselves or defend hannibal they’re just so proud of the fact that their fandom is about eating people and shit its simultaneously adorable and real fucking terrifying
(Source: cchekov)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
white people have even oppressed white people
Why do you have to make white people the victim in every case? Do you really have to say ‘yes, as a white person i can acknowledge that white people are bad but……THEY’VE ALSO HURT OUR PEOPLE’
take like 10 steps back and look at what a douche you’re being, then take a look at what exactly my post might possibly mean; white people are so oppressive that they’ve actually oppressed their own people in the past. pretty ridiculous, huh? poor white people though theyre always the victim right? in every case, too
apparently in states where using radar-detectors is illegal cops are equipped with radar-detector-detectors and apparently companies sell radar-detector-detector-detectors and I want to know how deep this goes








