doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

metal-mistress:

sheepyapples:

zalein:

that-laj:

turtlecannon:

fabulous.

Ruffles!  Ruffles and buckles!  Gimme gimme gimme!

See THIS IS what you do with ruffles!!

I WANT IT

Uhhh my uterus 

(Source: firefly-sighs)

hollowistheworld:

The worst kind of writer’s block is the kind where you know what’s going to happen and how it’s going to happen and everything other single detail but for fuck’s sake, it won’t turn into words.

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

transwomanilluminati:

kropotkink:

thelandofmaps:

Where Americans think Ukraine is [2816x1472]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

wait who thought it was in the usa

ukraine the 51st state

cthulhupeelz:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

Oscar Wilde

(via matsvri)

(Source: observando)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentlepufferfish)

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever